1) On a cliff: Get to the most precarious point on the cliff, raise both arms and yell "Woooo Hooo", "Woooo Hooo", "Woooo Hooo", "Woooooooo Hoooooo" like a billion times!
3 things I gotta say: a) No, you aren't Jack Dawson on Titanic b) No, you aren't wolverine c) And you certainly aren't a good brand ambassador for mouth fresheners!
2) On the road: Cross the road oblivious of the traffic and then stare down if someone honks at them!
Wait for the signal to turn from red to green and the moment it turns red, HONK! And then honk, honk and honk. Wish I had a rupee for every time they honked!
3) Generally: Idiot1: What did you do yesterday night man. You should have come drinking with us." Idiot2: "Nothing man, I slept." Idiot1: "With whom??" Both Idiots laugh.
4) Stop at a fruit store and ask the vendor, "Is it good?" Geez, what a question?! "No mam, these aren't good. Its about a couple of days old but if you want absolutely fresh ones why dont you try the shop at the end of the road"
5) In a lift: Combing the hair with fingers by looking at the reflection on the mirror behind you.
6) In a pub: Air guitar. Nowadays they even run contests for air guitaring!
7) During birthday celebrations: Plaster the face with perfectly delicious cake and then snap away to glory!
8) On Orkut: "Do you want friandship?" followed by an all so innocent smile!
9) Watching a cricket match: "I wont change the seat position because if I do India will lose a wicket". Star postitons itself seems like bullshit, now they believe in ass positioning!
10) In a wedding: Wear lot of superfluous jewelery, walk up and down the stage and the marriage hall and complain "I am so tired. This saree and jewelery is so uncomfortable."
Saturday, March 22, 2008
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