1) On a cliff: Get to the most precarious point on the cliff, raise both arms and yell "Woooo Hooo", "Woooo Hooo", "Woooo Hooo", "Woooooooo Hoooooo" like a billion times!
3 things I gotta say: a) No, you aren't Jack Dawson on Titanic b) No, you aren't wolverine c) And you certainly aren't a good brand ambassador for mouth fresheners!
2) On the road: Cross the road oblivious of the traffic and then stare down if someone honks at them!
Wait for the signal to turn from red to green and the moment it turns red, HONK! And then honk, honk and honk. Wish I had a rupee for every time they honked!
3) Generally: Idiot1: What did you do yesterday night man. You should have come drinking with us." Idiot2: "Nothing man, I slept." Idiot1: "With whom??" Both Idiots laugh.
4) Stop at a fruit store and ask the vendor, "Is it good?" Geez, what a question?! "No mam, these aren't good. Its about a couple of days old but if you want absolutely fresh ones why dont you try the shop at the end of the road"
5) In a lift: Combing the hair with fingers by looking at the reflection on the mirror behind you.
6) In a pub: Air guitar. Nowadays they even run contests for air guitaring!
7) During birthday celebrations: Plaster the face with perfectly delicious cake and then snap away to glory!
8) On Orkut: "Do you want friandship?" followed by an all so innocent smile!
9) Watching a cricket match: "I wont change the seat position because if I do India will lose a wicket". Star postitons itself seems like bullshit, now they believe in ass positioning!
10) In a wedding: Wear lot of superfluous jewelery, walk up and down the stage and the marriage hall and complain "I am so tired. This saree and jewelery is so uncomfortable."
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ps: 11) Blog about things and pester friends to read them!
lolll! Good one... and i wonder where the inspiration for this post came from :p
12.) Occasionally go lonesome rocks known for unsavoury elements and..
err, nevermind ;)
How you doin dude :)
13)@Unforgiven:-get drunk and give power of making you say you are an idiot once a week
@adithi: _That, would take a total idiot. Who in the world would do such a thing?
@ unforgiven:- oh i dont know rahul.
lets ask mel shall we? oh wait we have mel's account right here
http://survivingbangalore.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-am-idiot-agreement.html
and one teensy point to your credit it was once a month instead of once a week. that brings you from the rubbish dump to the dust bin of idiots :D
@adithi: ahh see of course, there lies the difference. Once a month? that's not bad at all; loads of people do worse :P
I mean, saying I am an idiot once a month doesn't really hurt much, neither do you loose any money, nor do..
Right, so anyway, let's move along, shall we? ;)
@unforgiven:-this is so typical of you Rahul.Find the one point that doesnt matter and convince people that that is the most importan point.well i am not fooled.you are still an idiot once a week or once a month.
Hilarious!
Especially #11 !
To say that you are an idiot..
To actually be an idiot, is another..
Facts of life are facts of life ;)
@unforgiven:-and thats tactic number two. Stating a statement like a fact without giving any proof of it being a fact and trying to convince people. you are getting rusty my friend
@adithi: Right, read my post again. Agar nahi samjhe, then, uhh, samhajhne waale samhaj gaye hai, jo na samjhe? ;)
@unforgiven:-tactic number 3{ooooh getting little desperate arent you} insult the opponent in hopes of them withdrawing to lick their imaginary injuries.nada :D
and point 14} two jobless buggers arguing about an unnecessary point in the middle of the night ...and that too when the argument was catalyzed by an post written by another jobless bugger...nice :D
@adithi:
15.) Using the same comeback over and over and over and over.. ;)
@unforgiven
not recognizing that comeback was different and very valid for each comment that you made could have put you on point 16 , but since point 15 is no longer valid , you get the honor of point 15 :D
goodnight unforgiven
i would love to battle on
but missing sleep and getting into the bosses bad books , because of this stupid argument could put me on point number one!and thats not happening
@adithi: Oh wait, let me guess, so point 15 was tactic number 4? ;)
Oh wait, this must be tactic number 5; what I am typing right now.
Gee, I wonder what tactic number 6, 7, 8 and 9 would be :P
tactic 0: Close the argument when you start losing ;)
@unforgiven:- oh come on rahul...that was pathetic.....you use all the commonplace tactics and try to make it sound like you have no clue that you are doing it.not working
@adithi: We'll just have to agree to disagree here. You think these are commonplace tactics; I think that you're desperately holding on to that claim because you just aren't able to come up with a real comeback.
You know, difference of opinion and such :P
@unforgiven:-
yatha attack tatha defence.
fine we'll agree to disagree.
@varun: inspired by a certain lycra wearing gentleman who loves beer :P
@unforgiven and @adithi: Idiots! tch tch...
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